Madonna tangled up photographed by Steven Klein (2003)

Madonna tangled up photographed by Steven Klein (2003)

Express Yourself!

Express Yourself!

Madonna in Rio 2009 - I love this photo, she’s so diminutive and RIPPED!

Madonna in Rio 2009 - I love this photo, she’s so diminutive and RIPPED!

Madonna scrubbing the floor for a Dolce and Gabbana campaign. (2010)

Madonna scrubbing the floor for a Dolce and Gabbana campaign. (2010)

Madonna poses for Truth or Dare promotional photograph: All Access (1991)

Madonna poses for Truth or Dare promotional photograph: All Access (1991)

"Here’s the irony of the situation. Ten summers ago…" Madonna August 1987

"Here’s the irony of the situation. Ten summers ago…" Madonna August 1987

Udo Kier on Madonna and doing The Sex Book:

"She had seen My Own Private Idaho. I was in New York and I was told that this photographer, Steven Meisel, was doing this book with Madonna. So I went and met Madonna, and she said, 'Do you want to do a sex book with me?' She wanted me to play her decadent husband. We shot in a nightclub with naked men, riding on naked men. Then I went home to LA, and I got another call from Madonna in New York, asking if I would be ready to do hardcore. I said, ‘Of course!’ So I went to New York again and said, ‘How far can I go?’ She told me to do whatever I wanted. And you don’t say that to me. Immediately I went around and there were these high heeled, provocation shoes, and I asked if I could put champagne in one so it looks like piss and hang in a sling and drink piss out of the shoe. She told me to go ahead. We had a good time!

At one point I had to lie down while she stood over me, wearing a short skirt, and of course she wore no underwear. A journalist in Zurich asked me many years later, how it looked under the skirt. I said, ‘Very organised.’

I wouldn’t have done it with anybody else in the world. A lot of people asked me why I did it, but I just said, ‘Do you know how many people would be jealous, when they see that book?’ That’s why I did it. Then we did the video where I’m her guru, ‘Deeper And Deeper’, and then that was it. I haven’t seen her for many years. As an actor you never keep in contact with people if they’re more important than yourself. They’ll think you want something. And I don’t need anything.”

Udo Kier on Madonna and doing The Sex Book:

"She had seen My Own Private Idaho. I was in New York and I was told that this photographer, Steven Meisel, was doing this book with Madonna. So I went and met Madonna, and she said, 'Do you want to do a sex book with me?' She wanted me to play her decadent husband. We shot in a nightclub with naked men, riding on naked men. Then I went home to LA, and I got another call from Madonna in New York, asking if I would be ready to do hardcore. I said, ‘Of course!’ So I went to New York again and said, ‘How far can I go?’ She told me to do whatever I wanted. And you don’t say that to me. Immediately I went around and there were these high heeled, provocation shoes, and I asked if I could put champagne in one so it looks like piss and hang in a sling and drink piss out of the shoe. She told me to go ahead. We had a good time!

At one point I had to lie down while she stood over me, wearing a short skirt, and of course she wore no underwear. A journalist in Zurich asked me many years later, how it looked under the skirt. I said, ‘Very organised.’

I wouldn’t have done it with anybody else in the world. A lot of people asked me why I did it, but I just said, ‘Do you know how many people would be jealous, when they see that book?’ That’s why I did it. Then we did the video where I’m her guru, ‘Deeper And Deeper’, and then that was it. I haven’t seen her for many years. As an actor you never keep in contact with people if they’re more important than yourself. They’ll think you want something. And I don’t need anything.”

Madonna flexing her muscles during Express Yourself at the VMA’s (1989)

Madonna flexing her muscles during Express Yourself at the VMA’s (1989)

Marvelous Madonna

Marvelous Madonna

#Madonna I Want Muscles 2009

#Madonna I Want Muscles 2009

You Suck

You Suck

#Madonna Vogue Muscle Back