Madonna: Hi. [extends hand] I’m Madonna.
Sergio: [stammering] I can’t. I really can’t.
Madonna: You can’t what?
Sergio: You have to see this. [Whip out my iPhone to show her my screensaver—an iconic image of her circa 1990.]
Madonna: [smiles] Wow. That’s a long time ago.

Sergio: By the way, Guy knows who I am. I’ve run into him wearing tees with your face on them.
Madonna: Good! You should be wearing my face on your tees every day.